Im not shit, I'm champagne.
Create all the happiness you are able to create; remove all the misery you are able to remove. Every day will allow you, —will invite you to add something to the pleasure of others, —or to diminish something of their pains.
Jeremy Bentham (via observando)
Can’t wait to see my baby next month. #mymini #tbt ❤💕💖💗💞💘💝💟

Can’t wait to see my baby next month. #mymini #tbt ❤💕💖💗💞💘💝💟

Throwback Thursday, cos I cant wait for some @ianspizzamke in my life again!! #getinmymouth

Throwback Thursday, cos I cant wait for some @ianspizzamke in my life again!! #getinmymouth

Kajieme Powell Shooting Captured Cell Phone Camer…: I’m just disgusted beyond belief. Gun him down and cuff a dead man. Wow. crying

I can’t wait until this is my life one day. Freedom on the back of my baby’s bike.

I can’t wait until this is my life one day. Freedom on the back of my baby’s bike.

lanaismychinadoll:

I was always an unusual girl… 

lanaismychinadoll:

I was always an unusual girl… 

game of thrones meme: whatever i want [9/10] → three heads has the dragon
“I have come for the gift of truth,” Dany said. “In the long hall, the things I saw…were they true visions, or lies? Past things, or things to come? What did they mean?” …the shape of shadows…morrows not yet made…drink from the cup of ice…drink from the cup of fire…mother of dragons…child of three… “Three?” She did not understand. …three heads has the dragon…the ghost chorus yammered inside her skull with never a lip moving, never a breath stirring the still blue air…

dreaming-lana:

I just ride!

dreaming-lana:

I just ride!

the-odin-son:

patternofdefiance:

tumbledore-:

spankzilla85:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?

SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICEWHAT DO I DO

SUSAN I ASKED FOR DECAF COFFEE CAN’T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

the-odin-son:

patternofdefiance:

tumbledore-:

spankzilla85:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?

SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICE
WHAT DO I DO

SUSAN I ASKED FOR DECAF COFFEE CAN’T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

congenitalprogramming:

so graceful

Ongomgomg I miss my beardie!!!! So precious

a-high-ass-ginger:

Cotton Candy Kush. this shit is firrre

i follow back everyone!

a-high-ass-ginger:

Cotton Candy Kush. this shit is firrre

i follow back everyone!

I think you need to fall in love with the wrong person. I think you need to fight and cry and sweat and bleed and fail. I think you need to have bad relationships and bad breakups. I think you need all of that so that when the right person and the right relationship comes along you can sigh with relief and say, “Ah yes. That is how its supposed to feel.
Excerpt from “Conversations with my Mother”  (via andreeaanderson)
Eyedea & Abilities - Paradise
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Silence, the most obscure sound I’ve ever heard
Those lonely, giant spaces in between your every word
And maybe, I’m totally crazy for holding on but
Just cus I’m insane, don’t mean that I’m wrong